poo in the shoe

the stupidest phrase in the entire world

Drew Miller is not poo in the shoe

by deeznuts218953629 February 20, 2012

Taos Poo

The combination of stomach acid, unidentified liquid and chucks of solidified poo that comes out after eating at New Mexico State University's cafeteria which is named Taos.

Man I ate some taos like 20 minutes ago and now I'm about to taos poo my pants.

by nmsuhata December 9, 2009

warm poo

An ironic synonym for 'hot shit'.

My GOD that girl is warm poo! I think I've just splunged in my knickers.

by LukeT September 19, 2007

Ten in the Poo

Double anal fisting

"Dude, she's such a ho, she took ten in the poo and I still didn't touch the sides!"

by circuit38 December 14, 2009

Poo Truncheon

Used to describe a long, hardened length of feces that has all the necessary attributes of a certain type of law enforcement device.

'Good lord!, What a particularily savage looking poo truncheon my anus has decided to manifest in this here toilet bowl.'

by muckguppy November 18, 2007

poo manchu

when a woman has a bearded asshole strongly resembling the mustache and goatee of a chinese wiseman.

yo I was just about to eat her asshole when I was stared in the face by her poo manchu

by jman31 February 21, 2009

Flexi-Poo

A definition used when an employee who works on a flexible basis, 'clocking' in and out to make up their required hours, purposely leaves their clock on to have a poo.

"I'm holding it in until 5.00pm, so I can have a Flexi-Poo."

by Adam FJ & Chris W January 31, 2008