handsome boy / pretty titty parking

Ideal parking close to the entrance/venue. Usually gender specific

Yo! You scored some handsome boy / pretty titty parking right out front?!

by dagooz6942 March 21, 2024

Stay out of parking lots

Me (Who just pulled at at Walmart) 😨

Some Guy "Stay out of parking lots!"

Hym 😨 "Oh God no! "

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

giant eagle parking lot incident

A major accident that has traumatized you that you only vaguely refer to.

Person: Haven’t been the same since the Giant Eagle Parking Lot Incident

by FenTheGoat December 9, 2024

Schrödinger's Parking Stall

The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.

Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.

by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025

Cleveland apple picking

Cleveland apple picking

I went Cleveland apple picking

by anonymous September 6, 2025

nigels free parking

using dead mums parking disability badges. spaz fraud

nigels free parking cool

by mrs tosser November 12, 2025

Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking

The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz

The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.

by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021