Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation

Some mofo cut me off in traffic today so I decided to pack a Putin and put my nuclear arsenal on high alert

by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022

packing snowballs

Shoving a handful of used condoms up your "other girlfriend's butthole.

"Man, I've been packing snowballs in Tori since Wal-Mart had a grocery section."

by Ginger_fuckwit December 10, 2017

Savage Pack

Fucking a woman extremely rough and hard, usually delt out as a punishment for bad behavior .

My woman embarrassed me at my works holiday party so when we got home I put that Savage Pack on her.

by 4get4now December 11, 2023

princess packing

(n) packing as much stuff and clothes for any situation that could possibly happen. Enough clothing for a few months, because we are princesses

"I am packing 10 outfits and 5 pairs of shoes for a weekend trip to Jacksonville. I may slightly be princess packing."

by hc123 March 8, 2014

pack-a-day chewer

person who goes through a packet of chewing gum in a day/night

Pete got his friend, Schmidt, a pack of gum, but like the pack-a-day chewer he is, he burned through it in a day

by MartianSupremacist May 27, 2025

Country six pack

When 3 pairs of siblings engage, as a group, in sexual activities

My sister and I called up Dunley and his sister and then Mary Sue and her brother and had ourselves a good ol' country six pack at our parents trailer.

by Yoble August 27, 2014

NES crap pack

6 "games" that came from hell itself

1. ghosts n goblins

2. total recall

3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)

4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)

5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)

6. action 52

(commercial comes on tv and shows the average family playing 6 games while faking interest)

Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!

(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!

(NES gets thrown through wall)

mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!

52.50 for the NES crap pack?

mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)

by I h8 nes October 26, 2013