John Mayer

An UGLY pathetic excuse for a man,uses his horrible music and undeserved fame to try and bed beautiful women who otherwise wouldnt look his way!! uses these women to make himself feel important or worthy,fucks with their heads and treats them like shite in the hope that they will keep running back to him,hence,further increasing his ego.
he does this because deep down he has no real feelings of self worth,and so he shouldnt because he is a useless unintelligent talentless excuse for a man/human being!!END OF!

john Mayer is just a cunt lol

by just had sex May 10, 2009

Matt John

a gorgeous, cockey, son of a bitch. This is the type of guy you want to lick their face off but then remember he is a total piece of shit

oh my gosh! tom just totally pulled a Matt John on stacy

by shamer315 February 13, 2017

hitting the john

#1.
Using the bathroom.

#2.
Alternate phrase for "smoking a joint." Used when the "authorities" are around, as a discreet way to let fellow stoners know what you just did/are going to do, because it sounds like #1 to virgin ears.

1.
I went downstairs after hitting the john.

2.
MOM: What were you two doing?

KID 1: We were hitting the john!

KID 2: Yeah!

KID 3: (laughs)

by Zolotros March 30, 2010

Al John

A very tall and handsome guy, typically has a harem of 10 girls

Al John is very charming everyday.

by 14324243 September 26, 2020

hit the john

Going to go use the bathroom

Hey I'm going to go hit the John I'll be right back

by Jake Olson March 24, 2016

I'm John

Used to imitate someone in a mocking tone; to point out there flaws or weaknesses by a comparison to "stupid John."

"Hey guys, I got a B on my physics test."
"I'm John... I like cock..."

by I'mJohn October 23, 2009

john jones

John Jones is the dull guy that you see at a party sniffing some girls hair. He is normal but odd and has no sense of humor. He also can sometimes resemble a blob fish.

Person 1: He is kinda a John Jones.
Person 2: Oh he is totally a John Jones!!!

by Dolphin Dancing May 31, 2016