Old Nut

is like a young nut but an old nut has bags under his eyes and not because he's tired like a young nut but because he is old and his skin is flabby.
wow look at that old nut, he's all like "what's chat snap?"
by golden corrral February 11, 2019
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Sus Nuts

An insult to someone who has just said some stupid shit
"Joe biding is give good head."
"Bro you're litchrally Sus Nuts right now."
by Jim Proactive2 January 10, 2022
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Ear-nut

An Ear-nut happens when you hear a beautiful sound/noise and your ear orgasms.
"Yo Jake I had an ear-nut when I heard Brianna Hernandez sing"-Nicholas Pereira
by papi p January 21, 2020
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Scream Nut

Yo, $50 for a video of a scream nut
by Wurdsmith6969 July 14, 2020
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Nut plunger

When the water level in a toilet is extremely high, so high in fact, when you sit down to take a dump you nuts get wet.
Guy 1: "Why are your pants wet?"
Guy 2: " Fuck, that toilet in the Wal-Mart was a nut plunger!"
by Sir Wetpants April 30, 2010
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bumping nuts

When two men partake in the act of bumping their nuts together in a homosexual fashion.
The two boys were bored while sitting on the golf cart so they began bumping nuts.
by Tymanguy July 07, 2014
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Taffy Nut

(Adj). When your nut sack sticks to your legs like a piece of taffy. (usually happens when sitting or laying down)

(cure). when laying down, pull sack through underwear pee hatch. Taffy nut domination!
Chase, I cant sleep because my nuts keep sliding down my leg, Fucking Taffy Nut!
by lewisle March 17, 2011
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