master chief

some kick-ass soldier of an awsome game which is awsome and yeah ummm... i like penguins! and he is a kick-asser of super assers in the fucked up galaxy we like in! Masterchief rox but his lesbo pal named cortona is well a lesbo and sucks other lesbos boobs.

master chief what a sexy beast of a soldier!

by walmer April 18, 2005

Pleasing Master Wok

1.) What O'niell does in his spair time

2.) Jerking off to feel good

"What the hell is takeing O'niell so long in that bathroom !"

" He is having trouble finding his small Master Wok"

by Greg Romano November 27, 2004

Squirrel Master

A person that displays the following physical and mental characteristics: permed hockey mullet, wears pop bottle glasses, trailer park style white trash, old bag, pedafile, teaches her little kid to play grab ass, looks like a squirrel and tries to get nuts, always shares her sex life or lack of sex life, its been said that love is a bag away, well for the squirrel master it is more like love is a body bag away.

Cindy at the coffee pot is the squirrel master.

by ??? April 22, 2003

Master P

Master Player.
Usually comes as a self-proclaimed degree.

"Yeah...I got my Master P degree from YALE."

by Diego August 14, 2003

Master Blaster

Also "the Super Shocker" - 2 in the stink and 1 in the pink as opposed to it's more common and comfortable cousin.

I hooked up with a drunk groupie back stage at the Steel Panther concert last week and when she begged me for more, I gave her the Master Blaster.

by VickersVagina March 29, 2010

Master racing

Furiously masterbating before your significant other gets in the room.

While my wife was in the shower I was master racing in the bedroom

by Pinhead McGee December 30, 2016

Master Troll

Typically a self appointed title claimed by social media fucktards.

I am the Master Troll.....

by Orwell knows January 29, 2017