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Good Morning

The worst form of language ever spoken, if someone ever wishes this to you they are wishing that you die, this phrase is illegal in most civilized countries, Never say this to anyone at all, It is a retelling of the phrase 'Good Mourning' meaning the mourning from your' family after you die
"Good Morning," said Jimmy to Joey, Joey then died because of the hate this ensued, Jimmy was then sent to a juvenile detention centre where he is currently spending 18 life sentences.
by TheEducatedTriangle April 5, 2022
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monday morning

person 1: "tomorrow is monday morning"
person 2: "please unalive me :)"
by finn the manly man April 7, 2022
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Drew Manning

He's a retarded cringy dumbass who gets no bitches. No one likes him at all. He is a failure at everything he does. If he makes a mistake he is a moron. He thinks he's funny but no one finds him funny. He is also Introvertive lol what a wimp he will stay single forever.
"Drew Manning you are a failure you will not do good in life, no wonder why you don't have a girlfriend๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿšช"
by enhgenrgmrh April 24, 2022
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Good Morning

What a person who always trys to be positive says when there thinking WHY THE HELL DID I HAVE TO WAKE UP or GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE JERRY I TOLD YOU ONLY ONE MOVIE WITH MY DAUGHTER WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE but this word only works if it is around 5am - 11am
*Walks out of room and sees daughter with boyfriend from last night still* WELL GOOD MORNING!!
by Really Orange Juice May 1, 2022
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Extended Morning

When you sleep past noon and you don't want to admit it's the afternoon.
"It's after noon, but I just woke up. I suppose it's an extended morning, then."
by InfernalRites May 23, 2022
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Wednesday Morning

A term used to describe a horrid stench, like you expelled a nasty turd following Taco Tuesday.
Person 1: Don't go in there: it reeks like a Wednesday Morning.
Person 2: Eww, gross! What did you eat?
by Supernova33427 June 29, 2022
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Poets Morning

Australian slang for Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday.
Haven't got much on fuck it, let's call it a Poets Morning.
by Captain Yobbo June 30, 2022
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