by californiadreamin. October 18, 2008
Get the Michael Phelpsmug. AN incrediable threat to a defense. The most electrying player in the nfl today and is going to be become one of the top passers in the nfl
by dehd;ds September 18, 2005
Get the Michael Vickmug. A Major league closer for the 2004 MLB World Champ Boston RedSx. Was also a closer for the 2001 MLB Champs, the Arizona Diamondbacks. Aka: Mike Myers.
by GFBR #13 ALL-STAR 2005 dist.9 OBTEENE February 6, 2006
Get the Michael Myersmug. 1. The quarterback that saved the Falcons and gives the Falcons the best chance to win. He is exciting, and when it comes down to it, he usually comes through late in the game.
In 2003, he broke his left leg and Dan Reeves was fired even though Vick was out until it was too late. Then they brought this dumbass named Jim Mora Jr, who had to use zone-blocking and never made adjustments to win. Paired with him and Greg Knapp, they had surprising first season, going 11-5, but in a week division. The record went down shortly thereafter because the NFL defenses got used to the run-run-pass-punt style that Knapp brought in.
The front office hasn't noticed until 2007 that the Falcons need to build a team around Michael Vick.
Vick also seems to do well with good pass protection. He got it in the Steelers, Bengals and Cowboys games, and if you'd watch the tape, you'd understand why.
Overall, he is a great quarterback, even though the critics would say he is not. Those people are usually the ones who don't watch Falcons games.
2. An NFL quarterback that usually doesn't get "due process of law" in his cases. They normally think he's guilty and they obviously haven't noticed one thing: he is the highest paid player in the NFL with a dumbfuck brother. So do you seriously think issues aren't going to come up?
3. A victim of namecalling by haters, Philadelphia Eagles, Tampa Bay Succaneers, New Orleans Aints and Carolina Panties fans. They make fun of him because he has herpes, even though that may have been attributed to his mother having herpes. So he may have been born with this disease. So I wonder if those same fans are going to make fun of a retard because he was born that way. I bet not.
In 2003, he broke his left leg and Dan Reeves was fired even though Vick was out until it was too late. Then they brought this dumbass named Jim Mora Jr, who had to use zone-blocking and never made adjustments to win. Paired with him and Greg Knapp, they had surprising first season, going 11-5, but in a week division. The record went down shortly thereafter because the NFL defenses got used to the run-run-pass-punt style that Knapp brought in.
The front office hasn't noticed until 2007 that the Falcons need to build a team around Michael Vick.
Vick also seems to do well with good pass protection. He got it in the Steelers, Bengals and Cowboys games, and if you'd watch the tape, you'd understand why.
Overall, he is a great quarterback, even though the critics would say he is not. Those people are usually the ones who don't watch Falcons games.
2. An NFL quarterback that usually doesn't get "due process of law" in his cases. They normally think he's guilty and they obviously haven't noticed one thing: he is the highest paid player in the NFL with a dumbfuck brother. So do you seriously think issues aren't going to come up?
3. A victim of namecalling by haters, Philadelphia Eagles, Tampa Bay Succaneers, New Orleans Aints and Carolina Panties fans. They make fun of him because he has herpes, even though that may have been attributed to his mother having herpes. So he may have been born with this disease. So I wonder if those same fans are going to make fun of a retard because he was born that way. I bet not.
1. Michael Vick did all he could but Roddy White dropped a pass that made any of the Falcons momentum go away. He is kind of like Allen Iverson in that way in that Michael has to make up for boneheaded receivers and a midget offensive line.
2. Michael Vick is a dog fighter, even though evidence may show that Devon Boddie, his cousin, is actually doing it without Vick knowing. Or they may not have been doing it at all and a criminal was trying to frame Vick on OTL.
3. Herpes boy can't throw an accurate pass.
2. Michael Vick is a dog fighter, even though evidence may show that Devon Boddie, his cousin, is actually doing it without Vick knowing. Or they may not have been doing it at all and a criminal was trying to frame Vick on OTL.
3. Herpes boy can't throw an accurate pass.
by someone00707087007 August 1, 2007
Get the michael vickmug. person 1: bro give me a dollar
person 2: no yoou dont need it
person 1: way to be a michael phelps....asshole..
person 2: no yoou dont need it
person 1: way to be a michael phelps....asshole..
by dick princess August 1, 2009
Get the michael phelpsmug. The source of all that is evil. In cahoots with Randall Flagg and to a lesser extent Fiona's Dad and Pierce Brosnan. Has been around since the beggining of time and fought in both world wars and the zulu wars of africa.
Father to Jeff Bolton, of which he is deeply embaressed. Is one of the founding members of the 'Legion of Evil': along with :
Randall Flagg
Fiona's Dad
Pierce Brosnan.
Has been known to be eccentric in his britishness and is also been known to shout "Huzzah". Constantly in battle with Pete Doherty of the 'League of Good'.
Father to Jeff Bolton, of which he is deeply embaressed. Is one of the founding members of the 'Legion of Evil': along with :
Randall Flagg
Fiona's Dad
Pierce Brosnan.
Has been known to be eccentric in his britishness and is also been known to shout "Huzzah". Constantly in battle with Pete Doherty of the 'League of Good'.
Michael Bolton demands total world domination, complete obedience and a cup of tea and a barley sandwich. And one for Fiona's Dad. Cut into Triangles. With Mustard.
by Jay, John and Chris June 10, 2006
Get the michael boltonmug. Referred to a marijuana, giving that both of them in fact have the same initials when broken down (MJ)Michael Jordan, and (MJ) Mary Jane. Both also being the greatest all time. Michael becoming the greatest basketball player of all time, and Mary for being the greatest drug of all time
by K-Tweezy July 31, 2006
Get the michael jordanmug.