shit-misted

When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.

I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!

by The Talleywaker April 6, 2016

frontside misty

When someone sucks a dick and blows smoke out their nose at the same time.

Yesterday that blonde bitch gave me the best frontside misty .

by Illuminater45 July 16, 2016

Wendy mistake

When wendy's makes a mistake on your order.

Person:My hamburger has tomatoes! This was such a Wendy mistake!

by Legomen January 25, 2017

Mississippi Mister

When a male ejaculates standing over a female so the cum makes a sort of facial mist.

It was a good night until we tried the Mississippi Mister

by BM&THEHOOLIGANS September 25, 2017

the misty maid

The act of ejaculating into a house fan from behind while someone is cleaning something in front of it.

Bonnie was cleaning the dining room table off and jake couldn’t help but give her the misty maid

by T-whang September 29, 2017

che-mistry

The preaching of chemistry during science lessons with substitute teacher ya

Today we are learning about che-mistry. It sucks.

by bringbackthestrawssupporter September 10, 2018

Aryan Mistry

A guy who sucks big juicy dicks. A eunuch who is a 🐍.

Sangram is the most prestige Aryan Mistry.

by Edwin Jose February 6, 2019