matthew ireland

A small boy with a head shaped like a Dorito ,Someome who likes to graft girls

*new girl walks in the room*
Matthew Ireland :Do you want to graft?

by 12Bendywendy December 10, 2017

Matthew

They are crazy and can sometimes be mean but in the end they are very nice. They are also a bit lazy AT HOME but when it comes to sports or when they're at other places they aren't very lazy. They are actually pretty good at sports. They also try to get you to do things for them. They do help you though.

Matthew is good at sports.

by KayWinter December 28, 2019

Matthew

He’s just a sexy beast with a huge fucking cock, the ladies love him and he’s just the smartest alive

Matthew is a sexy beast with a huge cock

by Isoncnss November 22, 2021

Matthew kelly

Matthew Kelly is a very dumb Asian boy who is a great at rapping. Matthew Kelly has just released his new album on Spotify. He likes to watch prawns in class, especially religion

Look it's Matthew Kelly, such a great rapper.

by Henti lover November 23, 2021

matthew sims

The human being who's last name was the inspiration to the greatest video-game of all time.

Me:Hi I'm Matthew sims
Friend :Really ? Your name is an inspiration!
Me:I know, I should be famous.

by Fourhatmatt July 8, 2017

Matthew

glake ahh hoe, treesha, whore, prostitute, hooker, and the sluttiest guy you’ll ever meet. stay away if u can.

Have you seen Matthew? He’s with 7 girls right now

by jojobowbow February 10, 2024

Matthew

a big bubble blower

He is a Matthew, his bubble is big!!

by discombobulated4 November 8, 2021