July 12

July 12 is a day you can kick people who’s name starts with k and ends in e

Todays July 12
What’s does that mean
You can kick any who’s name starts with k and ends in e

by h00ker July 11, 2021

July 15.

A day where you celebrate a person named Olivia (the most awesome person). I would do anything for an Olivia. When I say anything. I mean · A N Y T H I N G · They are on god level!

Omg, Olivia its your day its, July 15.

by pineree July 12, 2021

July Chinwendu Lasag

The greatest name to ever exist.

July Chinwendu Lasag has teleported to Shaw Delot.

by coneiss December 8, 2024

July 18

NATIONAL AVA DAY IT IS A NATIONAL HOLLIDAY WE MUST BE NICE TO ALL AVAS THAT EVER EXISTED

Person 1:Why is that Ava looking at me weird

*person 2 punches in face*

Person 2: ITS JULY 18 we must be nice to all Ava’s

by Mac&chesze December 9, 2024

July 8th 2050

The day Thur United Kingites of Thur Krown or the UKK invade Papua New Guinea. This is the date it will happen or it may be on the leader's birthday, it depends if they get lazy.

Random: "What's happening on July 8th 2050?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "We're invading Papua New Guinea"
Random: "Why?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "Because Thur Krowned Head, Yurius Guderian, said so 2 years ago"

by apollyon zero bitches January 4, 2025

Julie

Someone who always needs to poop and deflects that onto others

Let's go out to eat @730 because Julie has to poop at 7 and 9

by Hamanashamanama January 4, 2025

July 25th

On July 25th an alien with a big booty crashed with it's spaceship in Germany. Since then people from Germany are celebrating the goddess of the bootys and she founded a company called FÖRSICH FÖRMA! We all should celebrate that day.

A: Isn't that the goddess alien of bootys and the founder of the försich förma on July 25th?

B: Oh heck yeah you're right she's looking fineeeeee!

by Försich Förmer CEO October 16, 2019