Jordan

The king of kyle and luke. Kyle and luke are his bitches

Damn, you see that guy walking with kyle and luke. Must be a Jordan

by Kingofkyleandluke November 22, 2021

Jordan

The siuu of South Africa.his the best footballer in the world and gets all the ladies

Siuuu,that's a Jordan

by Siuu guy January 13, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is the name of a hoe.

Oh you talking bout that nigga Jordan, oh he for everybody.

by Dori.ii November 24, 2021

Jordan

Jordan She is planning to make your Day so much worse if you heart someone she Knows she Doesn’t need an explanation on the problem or to be close to that person they get the job done.

Jordan Did he make you sad
You yes
Jordan ok I’ll remove him from the problem

by Glow April 22, 2022

Jordan

The country in Asia that is often mistaken for the shoes.

Girl: Where are you from?
Arab: Jordan
Girl: LOLOLOL YOU WERE BORN OUT OF A SHOE LOLOLLOLOLL XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Arab: stfu

by A really big weirdo September 13, 2022

Jordan

Someone who has only a scrotum
No dick
No balls
Only sack

Ben-“Hey did you say something Jordan”
Jordan-“I’m in a deep state of sadness for I have just a sack”

by PoisonousSea323 December 07, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is a sexy beast and absolute legend with a massive penis. He is so well known for his massive penis in fact, that everyone wants to get it in their mouth. Everyday, thousands of boys and girls alike, across the globe scream “JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!” And then tragically die because they couldn’t handle the wrath of Jordan’s penis. Jordans fall in love with Neds around the age of 13. They will then proceed to create thousands of baby Jordans and Neds every day.

“JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH, THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!”

by Idk12534 October 03, 2022