Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

hanukkah tree

The candle thing that Jews light up on Hanukkah, but like, in the form of a tree.

"Did you see Abraham's Hanukkah Tree?"
"Ya, he must have gotten it from Jews R Us"

by #SuperJew March 3, 2016

Stupid Tree

1. A woody perennial plant deciding to block a perfectly thrown disc.

That Stupid Tree blocked my beautiful hole in one.

by anonymous December 1, 2020

i love trees

Either you mentally ill ..
or you think trees are your best friends because they produce oxygen, to be honest that’s true :)

Mental dude 1: I LOVE TREES
Mental dude 2: dude.. we are in a mental hospital room.

by iAteTheNoodles June 24, 2021

Tree drilling

Means to fuck your best mate whilst fingering your arsehole

Yeah i was tree drilling with steve

by Big boy Neil May 7, 2019

Christmas Tree Bullying

When you have the same tree and decorations year after year hoping that your style will come back around, but it never does and people Christmas tree bully you for this.

Christmas tree bullying ruined my Christmas and tinsel and beads

by Lololo.24 November 20, 2021