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The Human Centipede

Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.
The Human Centipede welcomes all ignatius kids that love to suck tiny catholic penis.
by Yopussyfeellikeblubberwithlube February 20, 2019
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human noise

When you try to guess the noise a human makes.
Human: Quack.
Duck: *human noise*
by bonelesspizza April 8, 2017
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human roast beef

Ravioli give me the formuoli when you look like a roasted piece of beef
by Human roast beef November 24, 2023
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Humanisms

Silly little things most people do. Seeing someone else doing one can make you feel a connection to them, even if you know nothing about them.
That person over there’s bouncing their umbrella back and forth between their knees just like I do… I love humanisms like that.
by nickinack December 26, 2022
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Human meme

A young specimen of a boy with usually the intaionls of fb however this could stand for frank Boyd as an example
Boy 1-look at frank he is sucha a human meme
by Mojo120012 January 15, 2019
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Human

A cringeworthy species who's men and women are well known for their environmentally destructive and warmongering activities and can easily be spotted wearing the flesh of other life forms as well as eating them.
When an animal sees a human it knows that it's time to run.
by DylanDogg December 10, 2017
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Beat A Human Day

Beat A Human Day is a day on the 28th November in which you can Beat any human and they CAN NOT fight back.
A: Hey it's 28th of November! You know what that means?
B: Grab me a bat, it's beat a human day.
by Joeaaaa November 27, 2023
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