how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

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Kai How

The most handsome person in the world.

Wow, Kai How very handsome!

by Orange Mouse March 12, 2022

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

please bro im begging you i have numerous diabilities i have had so many bad things happen in the span of a couple minutes my steak came well done my toenails infected the minorities oppressed the chimneys smoking grindr stopped working the earth crumbling closiometry the teletubbies died the bad things the they dont fit on one or even two three seven any hands ok you need to listen ok this was my thesis my central cherrythought my hyperfixation if you will alright ah ok uh please stop looking up watermelon sugar im just a soft lonely depresso anime boyo waltzing to my car alone in detroit where uptown funk was played in the cold super mario wrinkle streets oh god ah fuck

Aiome: But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.
Dana: please kys aiome

by quantizisationabilition June 21, 2021

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How goes it

Term meaning "how are you doing" but it's used by people in a midlife crisis and Football Manager players. Usually british too. It may be deemed as friendly and slightly quirky.

A: "How goes it?"
B: "I'm not bad, thanks!."

by ChumleyChumpster August 18, 2021

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That... Is not... How... This works...

Maybe if I chant it in slogan form it'll finally get through to you. It seems like you guys don't really grasp things if they don't come in the form of a slogan being chanted. So... Say it with me!

Hym "That... Is not... How... This works... That... Is not... How... This works... That is not how this works. That is not how this works. That is not how this works! That is not how this works! THAT IS NOT HOW THIS WORKS! THAT IS NOT HOW THIS WORKS! THAT IS NOT HOW THIS WORKS! THAT IS NOT HOW THIS WORKS! THAT IS NOT HOW THIS WORKS!"

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

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