hand love

Connection or bond between a man and his hand, often transcending mere bodily pleasure.
In such a relationship, the man's hand usually takes on a name.
Jill is the name taken on in a majority of cases.
The man in this case is often referred to as a "Stephen."
Stephen is experiencing hand love atm, let's give him some space.
by Babubabubabubabu March 13, 2009
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blowjob hand

the smell of spit and skin left on your hand after a blowjob
She said they didn't do anything but you can't argue the smell of blowjob hand.

You might want to clean out your fridge, smells worse than blowjob hand.
by tri5aratops August 08, 2008
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ass handed

1) someone who shoots shit from their hand


2) someone that sits on their hands

3) When someone challenges a far superior force and loses without a single high point. The superior force will act as if it is business as usual, and will not gloat about their victory.
The fucktard in the corvette got his ass handed to him by a mini-cooper when he dared drive his yank tank on tighter european roads.
by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004
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Hot-Hand

The act of giving a man a handjob while in a hot tub.
Did you hear that Mike gave CJ a Hot-Hand last night? no way what a Fag I bet he enjoyed it
by Nickymick August 21, 2010
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Hand job

wen a girl rubs or wacks a guy's dick cuz they think it feels goooood...fuck,y dont they just do it themselves??
wen gigi broke chris's fucker machine
by Anonymous July 18, 2003
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farm hands

I need a man with some decent farm hands.
by lkr2424 May 12, 2009
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hand off

Also known as the pass off.

At a party, you enter in a conversation with a friend and either a monet or other cool-from-afar type of person, usually long-winded, a close talker, or other party foul-esque character . When your friend makes a hasty retreat, leaving you alone with the third party to talk your ear off, he or she has been handed off.
N: You totally pulled a hand off with that asshole back there, you dick!

L: Sorry dude, he wouldn't stop talking about his new rice cooker; I thought you'd be better suited to deal with it!
by Norma R November 23, 2006
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