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Jar Jar Death

A way of dying reserved for the only most irritating, annoying, pointless and infuriating of creatures.

The more annoying the person, the more terrible the death - a form of compensation, if you like.

And so, of course, Jar Jar Binks is the namesake here - he alone deserves to die more horribly, more slowly and painfully than anyone else.
by ~swan July 3, 2005
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Blue Screen of Death

Microsoft's most interactive program which enables you to watch your computer slowly be eaten away by the crap like style of the so called WINDOWS franchise. If you want to get this program, it's quite easy really, free of charge. Just open Internet many times and copy and paste random vids on to the internet address bar and load it. It will then show you some random coded jargon that Bill Gates used to manipulate his users, of which they copy the so called Error Code and try to troubleshoot the system. Here are some steps to troubleshoot the system or BSOD.

1. Shoot the goddamn computer for god's sake.
2. Get a mac
3. Use linux
4. There really isn't anything else you can do except keep the system and watch it dump your files "MORE JARGON"
The Blue screen of death literally will kill you on impact.
Mommy look at my windoze, its blue screen of death. "Mommy and the kid were never seen again," Says bill gates.
by Adam E. and Alex Y. May 1, 2008
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Death Cab for Cutie

A wonderful young group singed by Barsuk records from the indie-rock homeland of Washington State. Name came from a psychedlic song from the 60's.

Not emo. Unfortunately, if you write lyrics that are borderline depressing you get labeled "emo" when their music is more in line with other bands of that areas like Modest Mouse, and even The Shins.

Easily one of the greatest bands today.
Emo? Please. Bright Eyes sounds even less emo these days.
by :) May 13, 2005
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Online Death Stare

When two people who like eachother are both online, both wanting to talk to eachother, but both too scared to IM eachother, thus resulting in a race to see who will swallow their pride first.
person 1: "man i was online for 2 1/2 hours waiting for Florence to IM me, but she didn't."
person 2: "well did you IM her?"
person 1: "naw... i just gave her the online death stare"
person 2: "nice, that'll get you laid for sure.."
by Dpee February 26, 2008
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Red Ring of Death

A form of error message on the Xbox 360. The Red Ring of Death replaces the Ring of Light, the green circle surrounded the power button. The red lights indicate a sort of error message and the number of lights and placement of them mean different things. The worst would be three lights flashing, with the top-right not illuminated. In this situation, it means the 360 is suffering hardware failure.

Comparable to the Blue Screen of Death.
Not the red ring of death! Crud, according to the online instructions I need to send my 360 in for repairs.
by Ben L. June 10, 2007
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Hitler's real death

When Hitler challenged anne Frank to a duel he aimed and pulled the trigger however his gun was made in America. The bullet could sense the Nazism in Hitler's fingers and turned arownd in midair screaming "Right back at ya, buckaroo"

and Killed Hitler
("Hitler's real death")
by Totaly not a boy named dillin October 18, 2019
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living causes death

1) A health or medical study that shows that a living person has a 100% of dying at some point in their life.

2) A reaction to a health or medical study that shows some substance causes illness.

3) Everything has some kind of consequence. Suck it up and deal with it!
First thing I learned in med-school was living causes death.
by Man Machine August 11, 2007
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