Die-in-a-car hot

Used to describe a person who is so good looking you would have sex with them in a car even if it meant dying immediately afterwards.

"She's hot."

"Yeah but she's not die-in-a-car hot,"

by DDoig1 August 27, 2019

Satan's Car Wash

Menses. Blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.

My girl's on the rag. So I'm taking my peenpeen down to Satan's car wash tonight.

by TheDonkeyBomber June 3, 2018

Uncle Car Curtains

Someone who is not to be trusted, potentially dangerous.

"Stay the bollocks away from him, darling. He's well 'Uncle Car Curtains'".

by Jebadiah April 4, 2020

car accident hot

A human who is hot enough to cause a car accident due to rubberneckers.

Yeah, she’s hot, but she’s not car accident hot.

by talktodrmusic November 23, 2020

Car Good Sleep

the good sleep you get in a car

isaiah had that car good sleep on the way to class

by Haevaof May 13, 2018

To get hot by a car

To have sexual intercourse with a car

"That guy loves to get hot by a car"

by hotbyacar May 5, 2018

Italian Car Wash

An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.

Man, I sent Elizabeth's parents the video of our Italian Car Wash.

by Indian Alladin December 19, 2020