by Porschevette June 17, 2018
Get the Real car hoursmug. If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.
A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.
A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.
by dwightisright July 6, 2018
Get the spray painted carmug. When someone has their face covered in plastic wrap while one guy pisses and another shoots his cum at the same time in their face. To the recipient, appears as if looking out the car windshield while going through a car wash as the water and soap streak down.
If any gets in their hair, they left the moon roof open in the car wash.
If any gets in their hair, they left the moon roof open in the car wash.
by Nekah Net June 28, 2018
Get the Birmingham Car Washmug. what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms
Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?
Bob: Yup.
Bob: Yup.
by Shopping Cart Man July 31, 2013
Get the Bristol Car Washmug. by SGTV January 2, 2021
Get the Basic bitch carmug. Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.
Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.
Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?
Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.
Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?
Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.
by AMc799 December 18, 2011
Get the Car-bro-loadingmug. by MCM<3CJB March 22, 2023
Get the Tuscan car washmug.