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Real car hours

It’s a certain time of day when the cars are real
by Porschevette June 17, 2018
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spray painted car

If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.

A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.
“Who the hell is in my ass? i’m going over the speed limit

“It must be a spray painted car.”
by dwightisright July 6, 2018
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Birmingham Car Wash

When someone has their face covered in plastic wrap while one guy pisses and another shoots his cum at the same time in their face. To the recipient, appears as if looking out the car windshield while going through a car wash as the water and soap streak down.

If any gets in their hair, they left the moon roof open in the car wash.
In order to join the frat, he had to go through the Birmingham Car Wash.
by Nekah Net June 28, 2018
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Bristol Car Wash

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms
Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?

Bob: Yup.
by Shopping Cart Man July 31, 2013
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Basic bitch car

Chevy cruze, toyota camry, Nissan Altima are all basic bitch cars
by SGTV January 2, 2021
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Car-bro-loading

Car-bro-loading is the act of cultivating mass the night before a big workout by going out with your bros and loading up on carbs via high life beers, pizza, and Chinese food. Commonly practiced in the Mid-west.
Bob-Ay: Yeah, Friday me and my roommates are going out for 50 cent beers and we are gonna go car-bro-loading.

Uncle Andy: Car-bro-load?

Bob-Ay: Yeah, get our carb on then Saturday we are gonna tear up the gym.
by AMc799 December 18, 2011
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Tuscan car wash

When you fill their vagina with cooked spaghetti noodles and they drag it across your face
We had some leftover spaghetti noodles last night, so we decided to have a Tuscan car wash
by MCM<3CJB March 22, 2023
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