Candy cane shank

You will get gangrene if you get stuck in the neck with one.

CO- Check under his rack, somebody gave me information that he had a candy cane shank in his cell.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019

john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021

Candy

That one dude in your friends group that claims he's straight but he's kissed 20 or so guys and wears dresses in public

fuck off Candy

by Candyson the second™ November 20, 2022

Eye watering candy

A twist on ‘eye candy’, but for a well endowed good looking man showing off his goods.

He was some eye watering candy to look at 🥵

by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025

Candy Week

The first week of school where real duties haven't kicked in and you are allowed to act irresponsibly.

'Wait, are you sure you want to go to the party? It's on a Wednesday!!'
'Yes, dude, relax... It's Candy Week!'

by ciphrex August 6, 2014

Candy’s Can

A place to use the bathroom, a portable toilet served through various companies, one of the porta potty companies.

I need to use the candy’s can.

by Juneberry You June 20, 2023

Click Candy

A type of clickbait that delivers what's promised in the title or the thumbnail.

Stereotypical sidekick 1: Dude, have you seen the "Why are 96000000 black balls on this reservoir" video?
Stereotypical sidekick 2: Nah, it's probably clickbait.
Stereotypical sidekick 1: You would be surprised, because that's totally not clickbait. That's click candy!

by Gal Anonim August 2, 2019