by SimplyBloxxed November 9, 2022

by Jake paul my guy April 18, 2018

"Bro, if you're not too careful there I might just have to James Bond Burger you up my man."
"don't threaten me with a good time"
"don't threaten me with a good time"
by sussy mogus September 24, 2022

“oh yeah it’s the 22nd of may, it’s buy someone with the name of a month a burger day”
“we better go buy April a burger”
“we better go buy April a burger”
by burger_lover. May 22, 2024

Imagine the most dry but somehow succulent RSPCA-approved chicken breast, crumbed and deep-fried
Blanketed with 2 of the most fatty, alarmingly black but strangely arousing delicious bacon strips
covered in the perfect amount of cheese to the point where it creates a river of sloppy gravy cheese mess at the bottom of your paper tray.. and the gravy? rich, unapologetically thick
all held together (not really) by the two most immaculate knotted. seeded. bread. rolls.
Blanketed with 2 of the most fatty, alarmingly black but strangely arousing delicious bacon strips
covered in the perfect amount of cheese to the point where it creates a river of sloppy gravy cheese mess at the bottom of your paper tray.. and the gravy? rich, unapologetically thick
all held together (not really) by the two most immaculate knotted. seeded. bread. rolls.
by Doogan08 February 12, 2025

by Kaine Morgan wrong September 22, 2020

I thought I would get lucky when we woke up together, but I got a mouthful of morning burger instead.
by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021
