anal spiral

When you pull anal beads from ones anus with such vigour and force that the sphincter turns itself inside out in a spiral motion. Leaving behind what looks like a balloon end on an acid trip.

Hey have you seen Andy today?
Yeah he's had to go to hospital after playing with his anal beads with Simon, got a bad case of anal spiral

by Dirty Doctor Johnson July 22, 2015

Anal trombone

The art of playing the trombone with your rectum most times it has to be cleaned from excess jizz and so forth

Hey bitch I just got done with my anal trombone lessons wanna smash until your titties turn green?

by Donkeyrectum August 2, 2015

Anal fit

When a girl is so fit boys would do anal with them

'God she is anal fit man!'

by Paddyvibes August 15, 2015

Anal Dredge

The fecal matter found in the ass crack of the human species. This is often a warm mixture of toilet paper, cotton shedding or other ass shrapnel that may become lodged along the length of the ass crack.

I went to slap my old lady on the ass but hit her ass crack instead, and when I pulled my hand away I had anal dredge on my finger.

by KillBillLA August 17, 2015

Anal Acid

The remaining residue of diarrhea that may leak out.

"Open up. I'll drip some anal acid in your mouth."

by BlueSourBalls June 22, 2016

Anal Leekage

When you anally insert a leek into an anus and it proceeds to back out.

Anal Leekage occurred when Cheyenne shoved a leek in her anus and it fell out.

by miniraviole October 9, 2016

Grape Anal

When a man shoves a whole package of grapes into ones anus. As they sit there and wait for them to poop it out the man eats the grapes as they fall out of the butthole.

I gave my girlfriend some grape anal last night.

by Fireclysm November 21, 2016