the dad bag

It's a fanny pack printed with the image of a flabby belly, complete with a belly button and hair, making it look disturbingly realistic. When in reality it's just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.

How To Use The Dad Bod Fanny Pack?
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.

by DadFannyPack.com October 3, 2017

Dad

The dude you fuck restlessly behind someone's back, not a daddy cuz daddy's have money

"I'm going to see my dad again"

by Yobro21 September 8, 2019

Stephens dad

Gone

Stephens dad gone like the wind

by JigglyStephen September 22, 2022

ur dad is hot

Yeah ur dad is pretty hot..

Dude Carley ur dad is hot 😍😍😍

by I❤️Hot dads a lot 😍😍 March 31, 2022

im your dad kid

the thing ninja says to courage when he is better than him

im your dad kid
Ninja: I'm your litteral dad khed
courage: Get your hair colered again!!

by Gullellellelle November 19, 2019

Dad

someone who left you for the milk

a: where’s ur dad
b: he left me for the milk
c: lol i knew it

by SteveCobs September 15, 2024

dad

a dad is a person who gives cum to a woman to make a shit spawn called a child.

kid: hey dad when are you coming back with the milk
dad: never

by tay08tay08 March 6, 2022