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'why are you telling me this just before I walk down the aisle to get married granddad?'
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You might want to clean out your fridge, smells worse than blowjob hand.
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by tri5aratops October 3, 2008
Get the blowjob hand mug.1) someone who shoots shit from their hand
2) someone that sits on their hands
3) When someone challenges a far superior force and loses without a single high point. The superior force will act as if it is business as usual, and will not gloat about their victory.
2) someone that sits on their hands
3) When someone challenges a far superior force and loses without a single high point. The superior force will act as if it is business as usual, and will not gloat about their victory.
The fucktard in the corvette got his ass handed to him by a mini-cooper when he dared drive his yank tank on tighter european roads.
by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004
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by Anonymous July 18, 2003
Get the Hand job mug.The act of sticking ones hands down their pants and farting on their hands. Then going around touching all their friends as much as possible. If someone does this to you, you have the right to call them Poop Hands for the rest of their life.
by People Against Poop Hands April 23, 2010
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At a party, you enter in a conversation with a friend and either a monet or other cool-from-afar type of person, usually long-winded, a close talker, or other party foul-esque character . When your friend makes a hasty retreat, leaving you alone with the third party to talk your ear off, he or she has been handed off.
At a party, you enter in a conversation with a friend and either a monet or other cool-from-afar type of person, usually long-winded, a close talker, or other party foul-esque character . When your friend makes a hasty retreat, leaving you alone with the third party to talk your ear off, he or she has been handed off.
N: You totally pulled a hand off with that asshole back there, you dick!
L: Sorry dude, he wouldn't stop talking about his new rice cooker; I thought you'd be better suited to deal with it!
L: Sorry dude, he wouldn't stop talking about his new rice cooker; I thought you'd be better suited to deal with it!
by Norma R November 24, 2006
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