Dalmatian Dick

A penis with a bloch, large freckle, or discoloration on it from masterbation, hand jobs, or aggressive . The best perni are like the best dogs.

I knew it would be good sex cause he had a Dalmatian dick, he’s defiantly had it around the block.

by Penis lingo July 28, 2021

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Dalmatian dick

A penis with spots, discoloration, and/or freckles from aggressive masterbation or aggressive sexy.

I had an aggressive handjobs from my partner and now I have Dalmatian dick.

by Penis lingo July 28, 2021

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The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.

Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.

by JlevEsq July 30, 2021

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Unfortunately your name Is... well a penis. Dick is a different name for Robert or I think Mark?
I'm confused? Well let's move on. You can use use a penis for seggsy time or to urinate.

"Oh I just wanna suck a dick."

by THEBIGMAMA July 31, 2021

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