Dick-Mess

1. When you've been a dick and made a mess of a situation
2. When you've gotten ejaculate everywhere

I made a huge dick-mess today

by GaleWeathers September 30, 2022

Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.

"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".

by Dano78 October 1, 2022

Dick-Tac

A post blowjob breath mint.

He was pissed after I gave him a blowjob because I kissed him before eating a Dick-Tac.

by Pierced69 October 2, 2022

Dick

Something only hot girls and guys can get, I am watching you Gertrude

I am going to ride his dick all night

by {| You Get No Bitches |} October 3, 2022

Beuf Dick

When you've lost the urge to beat off like you used too

Many Tony has some BEUF DICK. He hasn't beat off in weeks, and he normally beats off 5 times daily

by BRAINSTEW! October 3, 2022

dick pick

when you use your dick to pick the right pussy

My dick dick picked the best puss in town

by Pusspinch October 3, 2022

Whiskey dick

Whiskey dick is when you're drunk and can have sex for hours

That guy has whiskey dick

by An unfunny gaylord October 3, 2022