Among us in Real Life

The greatest song to ever live

I was just jamming to Among us in Real Life on my way to school!

by InspectorIceCream July 02, 2022

use your fucking head

USE YOUR BRAIN YOU FUCKING CACA BEAN. OR JUST PAY ATTENTION

"Why're they calling me ugly?"
Use your fucking head

by Batwayne.ha March 04, 2017

allow us to acquire this loaf

let's get this bread

Person 1: Bruh I'm so sick of being broke. :/
Person 2: My fair maiden, allow us to acquire this loaf
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you

by How To Be Ignorant 101 October 08, 2019

putin uses the n word

When the Russian president, "Vladimir Putin" uses the N word, referring to the word, "Nuclear". It is commonly used by the president and is invoked to strike fear upon opposing leaders.

Trump: "Putin uses the N word, he uses the N word all the time."

by brick wall 47 February 26, 2024

sussy baka from among us

When you play among us for too long, And or if someones being sus.

OMAHGOD sussy baka from among us

by sussy baka from amogus December 28, 2021

Second use for a pillow

What, did it not work? Well, that was a tip for guys with small dicks anyways... So that means...

Hym "You walked right into my trap crad! I actively size-specific sex tips and destroy your continuous spell card 'fat-cock self-preservation!' And now, without your continuous spell card to protect your fat-cocked fiancée, I can destroy him on my next turn! FAT-COCK GENOCIDER ATTACK! MAXIMUM RADIANT ERASURE!! Now you see the TRUE second use for a pillow! Exposing fat-cock lovers!"

by Hym Iam April 16, 2024

use my words against me

When you lose your integrity.

Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC): I want you to use my words against me.

by onewindows November 17, 2020