Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''
It is a reference to a hand job.
It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011
Get the Smashing your saladmug. Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.
Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!
by joeydnewyork August 13, 2024
Get the Word Salad Tossermug. by Brokengps July 11, 2024
Get the homeboy saladmug. 
by CanadianDevil October 24, 2017
Get the Elias Saladmug. by Meeef roast March 14, 2024
Get the Footlong saladmug. An orgy of vegetables (people who are stuck in their own body or without any limbs)
Sex between multiple people who are considered as vegetables
Sex between multiple people who are considered as vegetables
by Sagigachad August 5, 2025
Get the Veggie saladmug.