Similar to a man-crush, a dude-swoon is when one of your buddies performs some sort of maneuver that is so impossibly cool, you have to swoon over their awesomeness.
Caught the foul ball, didn't spill his beer and ended up going home with the redhead's number. Full-on dude-swoon.
by triphx December 7, 2012

Jill: wassup Man
Jahmarin: Nigga stop texting me
Jill : what did I do bro
Jahmarin: you say bro and Man to much
Jill : so I can text you just not say Bro or Man
Jahmarin : yah say something like Dude
Jill: ok
Jill: wassup dude
Jahmarin: sup
Jahmarin: Nigga stop texting me
Jill : what did I do bro
Jahmarin: you say bro and Man to much
Jill : so I can text you just not say Bro or Man
Jahmarin : yah say something like Dude
Jill: ok
Jill: wassup dude
Jahmarin: sup
by Not_grace_at_all November 3, 2019

Jill: I'm a cool dude
Zara: No you're not!
Jill: I am.
Zara: Only I can choose who is in the cool dude club.
Zara: No you're not!
Jill: I am.
Zara: Only I can choose who is in the cool dude club.
by Spam name jsjrfjs March 16, 2022

A person specifically accustomed to convincing naive and/or vulnerable women that they are a genuinely honest, loving and convinces whichever Female is in front of him at the moment he loves and cares for her to give him consent for him to engage in sexual congress with said female and ghost them after because the Male doesn't want to hear any bitching and complaining about anything and everything.
TERM COINED BY K. SCHIMMEL 2/14/1996
Listen, BITCH!!! I'm not like "other dudes!"..."That's not my baby, I don't care what the "Paternity Test" says. "Now go make me a sandwich!".
Listen, BITCH!!! I'm not like "other dudes!"..."That's not my baby, I don't care what the "Paternity Test" says. "Now go make me a sandwich!".
by FwamingDwagon1 September 13, 2021

Dude means to dick you down everyday. Has a great sense of humor. He loves to suck of toes and eat booty!!! Loves adventure and freedom. He is an all AMERICAN boy and is good at making people laugh. He is the sexiest man wit ha ruler sized dick. He will take you out on the town and show you a good time . He is really good in bed. He knows how to rule a bomb joints .
by DDDUUUDDDEEE June 11, 2018

When a guy doesn't want a girl he has intercourse with or had relations with to talk to anyone else. He will get mad, name calling. Threatening, and easily pissed off at you.
by Shelly Smith January 18, 2017
