Skinning the Hamster

Masturbation in a particularly frantic or malicious intent with no lubricant

I got caught skinning the hamster during my lunch break.

by Rapscallionslinger May 4, 2025

skin shuffler

1) A wanker so mentally impaired that he doesn't realise what he is doing.

2) An insult significatly lower than a wanker.

1) x is a right fucking skin shuffler, if he had dynamite for brains he couldn't blow his hat off.

2) You are lower than pensioners tits, infact I rekon you could shuffle skin with the best of them.

by Dia0z September 9, 2008

poopy skins

a pig, as in an occifer of the law

oh shit it's the poopy skins, ditch the weed.

by danny burton August 26, 2009

Skin Wizard

Jordan Reeves

Hey! Skin Wizard bring me that meat musket!

by Scag Ruffins September 23, 2021

Man skin

foreskin

Thank God I'm not religious, or they would've cut my man skin.

by hmar hhh January 26, 2022

Skin

The thing outside the flesh suit, the second layered suit of thgrennnd humbabb the human.

“I lost my skin today.”
“You can have mine.”

by Divorcesucks June 5, 2021

Cheeto Skin

When a person spray tans and their skin turns orange

Sabrina: So should I get a spray tan?
Don: Only if you want to get clowned for having cheeto skin.

by Yung Dark Chocolate May 25, 2019