Sleep

Sleep does simply not exist. Sleep is used to trick kids into closing their eyes for hours and when they open them again, they wont remember what happened. As an adult, you do not need sleep at all.

Kid: Mommy?
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy

by ReceptRespect May 31, 2022

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Could sing it in her sleep

one regards something as so easy that it will require no effort or conscious thought to accomplish.

"she knew the music perfectly, could sing it in her sleep"

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

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Sleep

The activity you desperately wish you had done more of when you are waken exhausted and bone tired.

The value of sleep is most intriguing — before you have it you don’t want it, after you don’t have it you would give anything to get it; you feel cheated when you are denied it, yet have no qualms with squandering it.

by Kdwk September 14, 2021

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Sleep nonce

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts

Kelly is a sleep nonce, I was nonced in my sleep woke up with a snail trail on my chest

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

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