Nisfa moment

This is where you have a dopey moment and forget about the whole topic and main idea of what you’re trying to say. It is called a nisfa moment because she does this on several occasions throughout the hour of the day, not even throughout the day because she has too many.

When’s your next shift

I work at Argos

Yeah we work together but that doesn’t answer my question

Ohh shit man it’s on Wednesday. My bad I had a fucking nisfa moment again

Damn you must but fucked in the head to have one of those

by Abdul402 April 27, 2020

peaches moment

When someone does something absolutely disgusting. Like eat dirt or some nasty sh!t just like how a literal demon called Lovelypeaches did

Person 1: *eats dirt that probably has a lot of bacteria*
Person 2: that’s a peaches moment

by .°• mermaid soul •°. July 22, 2021

Criss Moment

Say something or send something unfunny to a group chat, and no one laughs

E.g "look at this meme, *no one laughs* What a criss Moment

*Criss dies inside*

by JimmyJahmas December 3, 2021

Nigga moment

When two black people experience total hatred towards each other.

"John had a nigga moment with Muhammed after his family got bombed.

by DANIGGAWHOFUCKEDYOUROLDBITCH12 April 27, 2022

Funi moment

Used in many satire comment sections, oftentimes in Arab meme videos or the Shidbot420 comment section. It represents a misspelling of Funny, usually by non-native English speakers.

Video title: "Top Ten halal Keanu Reeves Imposter Moments!!!

Commenter: "Wow this is a Funi moment. Very sus imposter Funi moment"

by Xx_ProEpicImposterSusMoment_xX March 24, 2021

Alzheimers Moment

An Alzheimers Moment is when you forget what you are about to say in the middle of a conversation with someone.

An Alzheimers Moment most commonly happens when you are waiting for someone to finish talking, so you can say what you want to say. But by the time they have finished talking, you forget what you were going to say.

Once my dad finished talking about the football game, I tried to remember what I was about to say. But I had an Alzheimers Moment and struggled to remember what I was going to say. "I forgot what I was going to say." I said to my dad.

by RavenGamer42 June 21, 2017

Chair moment

A moment where someone who suffers from sleep and water deprivation has a hysterical fit and says the most outlandish stuff that no human being should possibly care about.

Someone: there's two trees above me wait, no, one wait is there even a tree above me, there's a cloud? but that's nearby.

Me: ah yes, a chair moment

by RyanBadL September 26, 2019