Lesbian Crack

when a group of 400 seahorses witness two lesbians climb a rope after taking laxatives and shit down the rope then the rope is cut up so the seahorse may proceed to have a hardened piece of shit covered rope or otherwise known as a poor mans dildo

have you ever done lesbian crack? dad I told you I'm straight!

by air pods 0.5 March 17, 2020

crack shacker

One who enjoys to hang out within the ass crack

Hey Marc, I heard you were crack shacking last night with Mitch. Is that true?

by Joel September 24, 2003

crack culture

A subculture of the more general drug culture, which houses some of the whackiest of characters. It is often said the your brain stops developing when you start using drugs, this is a fact of life for the run of the mill crack-head. Crack Culture is a land where unexpected is the only thing one can suspect. As an outsider we can never hope to understand the enigma that is crack culture, undefinable yet so stereotypical.

When I was in prison I experienced crack culture for the first time.

by Satirical Simpleton March 10, 2022

crack pussy

when a bitch has crack in her pussy and you eat her out

that bitch was so high she gave me crack pussy

by dick exploder February 28, 2022

Cracking a Jolly

The process of air pushing it's way out through one's ass cheeks; farting

by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

crack-a-lackin

Crack-a-lackin - adjective

1. Lack of crack due to ones relationship status.

2. Alternative for things happening, activities, general goings on.

1. After Heather dumped him, he has been crack-a-lackin.

2. "What's crack-a-lackin?"

"Nothin crack-a-lackin here."

by hkyfanatic October 18, 2009

crack face

To laugh (because whhen you open your mouth, it's like your face is cracking).

"He's going to be so hilarious!"
"I know! I'm totally gonna crack face."

by Kyle Rainey February 4, 2006