shit kicked in

Getting beat the fuck up by one or more. Properly getting your ass handed to you in a very painful way.
Adam was being a douche and got his shit kicked in the other night.

Hey Larry, I hear you got your shit kicked in for being a racist?
by jonasthegreat July 30, 2006
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drunk shit

A drunk shit is the first shit you take after a long night of drinking, which usually is a little more stinkier than normal
Lani: Man, I had like 4 shots of patron, 3 jack and cokes and a couple of jagerbombs last night... I think I need to take my drunk shit now.
by Nat0069 April 23, 2008
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no shit sherlock

A very sarcastic way of saying: obviosly.
(Sherlock Holmes was a detective in a classic series of books.)
by colonel klink March 29, 2005
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shit gnomes

little sadistic gnomes who after a night of hard drinking and partying sneak into your room and defecate in your mouth while you are sleeping. Occasionally they will hide your keys or cell phone as well.
Jim: I am totally hung-over and my mouth tastes like ass.
Jeffrey: Me too Jim. Looks like the shit gnomes were out last night
by boxcar May 04, 2007
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shit freckles

Little bits of shit (feces) that get stuck to your ass (or elsewhere on your body) that could possibly be mistaken for freckles, but upon closer inspection are revealed to be "shit freckles".
At first I thought that Mary had a nice freckly ass, but upon closer examination I saw that her ass was just covered with a bunch of nasty shit freckles!
by Shit_4_Brains June 09, 2007
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A piece of shit

1. An annoying and apparently retarded individual who often only succeeds at irritating the people around him/her.

2. Some very smelly thing which usually comes out the back end of all living creatures.
Anybody with low self-esteem, and a tendancy to ruin other people's fortunes as a result, is a piece of shit.
by The_One_who_wins January 17, 2012
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shit is bananas

A term coined in Gwen Stefani's fun track 'Holler back girl'.
by Shikuanne July 11, 2008
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