road rules

a show that makes your heart heavy and your prostate weak

when i watch road rules my bowels well up and i rech all over my cat

by Hobo joe August 2, 2003

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road rules

a show on mtv

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

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knuckle rule

the rule which state that you are able to date someone 2 years older or younger (2 knuckles from the middle both ways) without consiquence

Dude1: yo last night i hooked up with this hot chick from collage
Dude2: u mean the blonde one? shes 2 years older then you!
Dude1: knuckle rule
Dude2:good point, nice job last night

by Jesse Mitchell January 12, 2008

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Internet rule declaring that if it exists you can jean it. Typically done by making it out of denim or adding something made of denim then changing the first sound to J- effectively making it a portmanteau of jean and the original word.

If the words starts with a consonant sound, it is swapped for a j. A j gets added to the front if it starts with vowel. Exceptions exist.

Two examples of rule 371 in action:

His jorts are hot.

My jarger keeps my wire from fraying.

by Well, TOO BAD!!!!! October 2, 2016

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