good punch in the pants

A really good pounding on a girls vagina. To really just fuck the shit out of a girls vertical smile.

"Man, I sure would like to give that chic a good punch in the pants".

by Ryan Cantu September 30, 2006

Fruit Punch Fountain

When a male gets kicked in the nutsack making him ejeculate blood. Thus being a fruit punch fountain

Whoa why is my jizz bloody? Wendy Gave me a fruit punch fountain!!!!

by Castor The Great January 1, 2009

throat punch in the dick

An attack that involves a throat punch that is delivered to the dick instead of the throat. It's so deadly and incomprehensible to normal humans that you can't even understand it.

Person 1: Dude where's Keith? I haven't seen him in a week.

Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.

Person 1:Dude that sucks.

by FancyCharizard December 13, 2014

Roman shock punch

The sexual act I having anal sex and right as the man pulls out punching his cock while he comes and then cutting of its head and chewing on it....then shatting on his chest while make their children watch.

"I gave my husband a roman shock punch last night" " wtf is that why your in prison

by Andrew.Ben.Bunt.Moran November 17, 2014

Don Quixote Punch

When a man choses to spice up the romance (aka enhance the orgasm) with his woman through the oration of literature.

Yo Bro, I was fuckin' my bitch the other night and she was losing interest, so I read her ass some Shakespeare - before I knew it, she came like she never came before.... all that from a Don Quixote Punch.

by TBoneRaw February 12, 2019

Dutch Donkey Punch

A donkey punch delivered by some unexpected fellow who suprisingly appears and instanainiously donkey punches the girl for his buddy who is not ballsy enough to do it himself.

So I dutch donkey punch -ed your mom last night, thought your dad would get mad, but it wasn't him.

by pickle snuffalufagus February 16, 2010

Throwing Punches

1. Performing fellatio by relaxing the back of the throat to avoid the gag reflex, resulting in deeper penetration of the penis so it hits the speed bag in the back of the throat.
2. What a boxer does when in the ring or in the gym.
3. You and your partner putting your tongue in each others mouth and moving it around with your lips locked.

I met this girl she was cool and I ended up throwing puches at her throat.

The boxer at the gym was throwing punches really hard.

We started with a little kiss and ended up throwing punches all night long.

by FRANKEE H. June 25, 2008