Rock Island Rangler

A gay-boy, especially one in charge of rangling all the “rocks” on Last Place Island.

To use one’s hands, mouth, or other means, to finesse a hard “rock-like” object into submission.

Ranglers from Broke Back Mountain travel to Rock Island for their vacation time.
Is “Rangler” even a word? My iPhone says Rock Island Rangler is not a word and shows a red line underneath Rangler, specifically. Wrangler is a word and it’s the same tight pair of bedazzled jeans the Cock Rangler wears on his daily hunt for Rock-like objects.

John: Man.. have you seen the bum that lives on last place island? Wtf is that guy doing?

Jim: Ohh fuck yeah I have!! It’s actually pretty funny to watch, but I must say… That goat fucker knows how to Rangle the fuck out of those rocks!

The cock wrangler said, “Is this queer? Is this queer?”

Last Place Island is where the Rock Ranglers live.

Where shall the Rangler get his piercing at? His tongue? Nipples? Belly button? He wanted to choose (you guessed it) his rock, but he thought it might be “queer”…? Never forget to put the question mark. Otherwise, it’s definitely queer.

Rangler. Spell check. Dangler. Angler. Wrangler. Hmm.. nope-not a word.

There is one meaning in OED's entry for the noun rangler. See 'Meaning & use' for definition, usage, and quotation evidence. This word is now obsolete. It is last recorded around the late 1600s.
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islandic penguin

when a man and woman decide 2 fool around in cold weather conditions but the man cant get erect enough to go inside her.
me and my boyfriend tried to get it on on the snow but he got an islandic penguin.
by associatedwnyc August 06, 2009
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rhode island rider

Having sex with someone with the smallest penis ever
After five minutes of waiting for it to happen I looked up and seen him pumping away I realized it was the rhode island rider
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Dead Island

The diet dying light, Who do you voodoo, a 2011 made fun game, and also made an infamous trailer. Also not even related with the trailer, but overall a good game.
Guy: Hey, have you heard about Dead Island? It has some good zombie killing weapons!
A Biased Idiot: LOL YOU ACTUALLY LIKE STUJPID ZOMOBYEIE GAMEMES!??!?!?!LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLO YOU WILL NEVER SUC-*Gets ran over by the Dead Island Ram zombie*
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Island van

a gangmember, lives on a island has 17 inch dick soft, shirt always off just being straight nigga. :natural habitat: Around Dollar generals or trash cans.
Hey look at that island van digging through our trash

OR

Hey look at that island van throwing up gang signs
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island effect

An effect that happens to men in regards to only seeing ugly women for an extended period of time, in which they begin to see ugly women as attractive.

This consistently happens to men who work too much, and dont go out often. Especially in low paying, night shift jobs.

Its called the island effect because one is isolated from the attractive, outside world.
Duderbroseph: I dunno what it is about Esmeralda, but she really seems hot lately

Sane person: uhhh... when was the last time you went somewhere besides work and home?

Duderbroseph: i dunno, like a month?

Sane: Island effect.

Duderbroseph: Shit...
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Long Island Patty

The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin
“The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
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