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South Miami Middle School 

A school with mostly good people, but the rest are fake. The school is filled with magnet students, and non-magnet students be jealous. 🥰
The school is filled with some rat-people, but the world is also filled with rats, so no need to worry about people’s personalities.
The uniform sucks tho, so does the dress code.
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Fairfield Woods Middle School 

A phycological method of torture only fit for the suffering of the underworld. And you fifth graders thought you were excited to get out of your pathetic elementary school? Get suited up for numerous mental breakdowns a week caused by a crap ton of useless homework.

Most of the air headed basic white girls are just some wannabe bitches that fail their exams cause “that’s not gonna matter when I’m famous!” Honestly a select few of the guys are chill, but most dudes here look like their twelve year old selves are going to frat parties every night after school.

If you got into TPA or PA, life is gonna suck for you. I thought that I could make it through math easy like I did in elementary school. Answer: NO. You wouldn’t even want to know how many times I’ve nearly cried in my upper-level math class. LA gives you the most pointless homework of all, and believe me when I say it is SO TIME CONSUMING. If you signed up for chorus, my prayers go out to you. I took chorus for a year and it was the dullest 45 minutes, that I’ve ever sat through. And I was super excited for it too. It is utterly horrendous tho. Like awful. So bad. Makes me want to vomit.

Long story short, fail fifth grade. Fail it twice. Do whatever shit you can to escape this nest of darkness. After you enter you never come back the same. Just lifeless shells of what could’ve been.
Person a: “MY BLOOD RUNS ON STRAIGHT CAFFEINE THAT I JUST END UP CRYING OUT AT THE END OF EACH HEART WRENCHING DAY.”
Person b: hmmmm... let me guess...do you go to Connecticut’s circle of hell, Fairfield woods middle school?!

Staunton River Middle School 

A school with too many hillbillies. Carry pocket knives to school like it’s nothing. The education system there suck just like their Football Team.
I’m going to Staunton River Middle School next week.
Run Bitch Run!!!

Central Middle School 

A public school in the center of Greenwich, Connecticut, Central Middle School teaches grades 6-8. It is One of the three middle schools in the Greenwich Public School System, or GPS, Eastern and Western being the other two. While Western is commonly know as the ghetto school and Eastern is commonly known as the preppy school, there is controversy over Central's standings. While many think it is the nerdy school, having by far the best test scores, others think of it as a mix, as there are many prominent cliques of nerds, ghetto wannabees (it is Greenwich), and preps. Central is known for its great faculty and good test scores. It produces children far more cultured and usually with more intellect then the Greewnich Private Schools such as Greenwich Academy, Brunswick, or Stanwich. The elementary schools North Street (the best elementary school ever), Julian Curtiss, Cos Cob, and half of Parkway feed into it. Central is overall the best middle school in Greewnich. GO COUGARS!
Lexi: I'm so sad I am leaving Parkway. But next year we'll be 6th graders! I'm soooo excited about going to Central. Like, aren't you?
Taylor: I'm po'd because I have to go to Western! You're so lucky, Western is like, eew. I wish I could go to Central!
Lexi: Yeah, Central's the best. GO COUGARS!

Central Middle School dominates over the other middle and private schools in Greewnich.

ronkonkoma middle school 

Where young kids learn how to vape, sex and blowjobs

Millburn Middle School

there are two sides to this middle school. for one, the popular kids. they are all jewish, white, and have daddys money. they are entitled, toxic, and i do not recommend ever becoming friends with one of them. even if one of them seems nice, they will tell their whole friend group and will tell the whole school. the girls wear tight lulu lemon leggings that show off their nonexistent ass. the boys wear basketball shorts, or sweatpants. both gender groups wear nothing but bat/bar-mitzvah sweatshirts. the boys think they are from the getto because they listen to the same 5 rappers on repeat and say offensive slurs. they are all very stupid and buy their way to A’s. just in summary, they are spoiled, toxic, entitled, rude, and gross. then there are the non-popular kids. these kids are the kids you want to be around. you most likely will find a friend here. they are mostly very true and loyal. but watch out for the gays/emos. they are all super nice and fun but you kinda do have to watch what you say around them or else they will drop you faster than you can think no apology’s accepted. they will and are very good friends though. in this school though, be carful of who you trust. your information will be spread faster than a California wild fire if you tell the wrong person. . if you go to this school please be careful. people body shame, slut shame, are homophobic, racist, abilist, etc. when i used to go here my mental health dropped so low it was insane.
wait what is the middle school full of white spoiled entitled trash again…?
oh thats just millburn middle school

Anthony wayne middle school 

One of the middle schools in wayne new jersy.the school is divided into two sides for each greade for the sixth grade ith is colts and pegasus. for the seventh grade it is the mustangs and pace setters the eighth grade grade is blue and gold. the popular kids are all upper middle class doucebags that play call of duty all day and brag about getting prestiged every week. but that is onley the popular kids. the un popular kids well they actualy give a fuck about their lives still the popular kids are spoiled assholes. every one bassicly lisstens to same music the hits so there is no variety there. unless u r me. the teachers are either cool or straight up doucebags. all in all if u r popular at this this school u r a gudo that only cares about CoD.(did I mention The food at luch is not too bad but not amazizng) if u r not popular you are normal
Gangsta: yo yo yo waz up you go to anthony wayne middle school aint that righ my niggah!
boy: yah niigah its the worst place eva!
guido: hey you gonna be on xbox tonight?
other guido: yah we gonna kill some mad zombies.
gangsta: yo guido fuckas.
guidos: what do you want black man!
gangsta: you re just a guido mothafuckin CoD addict bastard.
Guidos:we are gonna t-t-tell on you meany * cry cry cry *
thay walk away crying like bastards.