now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

hermione granger - the philosophers stone

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley

by hermione p October 12, 2023

Kills Bears

Anything that absolutely goes above and beyond to kick-ass!

- Hey man, do u know who Clint Eastwood is?
-Hell yeah dude, he kills bears!!!

-I went to a metal concert and it freakin killed bears!

by GrizzlySkott May 25, 2011

Bronx Individuals Get Killed For Haunted Houses

Bronx Individuals Get Killed For Haunted Houses

Bronx Individuals Get Killed For Haunted Houses

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Ghost kill

When someones ping in a game is so bad that they kill you in 1+ seconds after their death

Man, I got ghost killed again!

This dudes internet is so bad, he keeps ghost killing me because of his ping

by Flame_Insidious January 23, 2021

I just killed your balls

What you say after accidentally hitting someone in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.

Oh my God! I just killed your balls!

by yrgh October 4, 2025

Killing The Hyena

Jacking Off very loudly in public spaces

See Sal over there he is Killing The Hyena

by BoredZal May 3, 2022

Road kill

When she has:
- a full bush.

- her period.

And you fuck.

Yeah Matt fucked Maria last night and it was road kill.

by College YOLO March 7, 2025