Not ALL Jews

See, excuses DO work sometimes! Look at that! Things that work for "Jews" don't work for "Men!" That's wild because because when I was like 'Hey, I don't rape' you were all like 'Not all men isn't a good enough excuse! Meh! Rape bad! Men Rape!'

Hym "But NOW... Not all Jews is a pretty good Goddamn excuse isn't it? The Jews are doing a genocide and it kind of makes it seem like Jews bad but ACTUALLY... Not Jews bad. Actually that. Not all Jews do a genocide. And some of the other Jews are like 'Boo genocide!' And then their like 'You can't do a genocide, Bad Jew! Argh! Aww shucks!' And then they do pretend genocide with their wives on the weekends."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

Screwed and jewed

Getting your money stolen after sex

Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.

by KinkyShitBro November 14, 2017

Jew Cookies

Definition- another term for U.S. denomination coins.

ex: "dude I found a Jew Cookies under the vending machine"

by Plinko_Lover47 July 9, 2025

Gay Canadian Jew

One who is Gay, and a Canadian Jew at the same time.

Hey! Look over there, its a Gay Canadian Jew!

by Bolllocks June 30, 2024

jew hoe

Bridgette

Bridgette is such a Jew Hoe

by Ayhce February 13, 2017

Jew Mac

Homemade Jewish Mac and cheese with hotdogs

I don’t want any Jew Mac mom

by anonymous March 30, 2024

Jew

A terrible person and someone you should hate
Can be used as an insult

Ariel: Hi I'm jewish
Me: ew get out of here you gross jew

As an insult:

Billy: *takes my phone off the charger*
Me: put my phone back on the charger you jew

by Penis Mister November 12, 2025