A Curse word expressing the Lord's name in vain that progressively has replaced the phrase, "God Damn't".
by Liam Thomas July 5, 2007
Get the Jesus Damn'tmug. 
1. Inexpensive drug popular with youth consisting predominantly of acetaminophen (common pain reliever sold under the trade name Tylenol) and diphenhydramine (common antihistamine and sleep aid sold under the trade name Benadryl), but also containing a small amount (2-7%) of black tar heroin. Also known as cheese.
2. Individual either not paying attention to what they're doing or moving very slowly in performing some action.
2. Individual either not paying attention to what they're doing or moving very slowly in performing some action.
1. "Hey man, try a hit of this Sleeping Jesus."
2. "I'd be there already if only sleeping Jesus here would stop driving 5 miles per hour and get going!"
2. "I'd be there already if only sleeping Jesus here would stop driving 5 miles per hour and get going!"
by Consiglieri July 20, 2008
Get the Sleeping Jesusmug. Is the LORD. And He is the only begotten Son of GOD. He died on the cross to forgive us of our sins. And He rose from the dead three days later. And He now sits at the right hand of GOD the Father. And He loves you very very much because you were with Him from the beginning.
by chandler_andrew January 13, 2022
Get the Jesus Christmug. "that amateur driver in the nissan sentra is such a creeping jesus; she's drivin like 5 miles a hour"
by Big Brown May 21, 2007
Get the creeping jesusmug. To be so angry at the world and your lot in it that you look skyward with a burning desire to take Jesus out with an Uzi.
by MudWhistle January 26, 2004
Get the Whack Jesusmug. Something christians say to fool themselves into thinking they're accomplishing something by praying.
Typically followed by "amen."
Typically followed by "amen."
Lord please make everyone else follow our beliefs because they are right and everyone else is wrong. In Jesus name, amen.
by JustRelax August 27, 2010
Get the In Jesus namemug.