Russian-Rhino

The act of recieving a blow job and right as you start to have an orgasim you slam a fat load of meth...while on the effects of a rhino pill.... you have to get the timing just right but if you do ... it will ruin your sex life ...

So wanna trade for a Russian-Rhino ?

A Russian-Rhino is better than oxygen...
I would trade my last breath , for a Russian-Rhino...

by YourDaddy69rk March 31, 2025

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Canned White Russian

When you invite a Russian man over to have sex with your wife and then you drink his cum out of her asshole afterwards.

Friend: Did I see Igor, that Russian guy from the gym, coming out of your house this morning?
Me: Yeah, I invited him over for a Canned White Russian last night.

by Onskeigh November 30, 2024

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Russian Forklift

When you drive a forklift up an Russian ass

Dude last night I Russian forklifted on a chick.

by Grand Slam June 14, 2016

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Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

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