phone

A electronic that is going to take over the word

hey that guy has a phone

by DatGamerLion September 17, 2018

phone

the thing that students always screw around on when they should be paying attention in class

Teacher: GET RID OF THOSE PHONES OR ELSE IM SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE

by GregHeffley95 March 13, 2025

phone pas

A phone pas is similar to a "faux pas", except that it is committed with a phone, instead of the face-to-face social variety. Usually, a phone pas is something like talking on yr cell in a movie theatre, or leaving it on in spite of clear signs to turn it off, or checking messages or texting constantly while on a date esp. while at a table in a restaurant.

I like Suzy alot, but she committed at least 3 phone pas, and that was inbetween the appetizer and the main course!

by ashandwit July 3, 2011

nothing phone

A phone with confusing branding name

Someone: Where do u buy that casing for ur iPhone?

Somebody: Oh no. This is not a casing. It is literally the design of this phone.

Someone: Oh, when did Apple put circle lighting on their iPhones?

Somebody: No no no. This isn't an iPhone.

Someone: Then what?

Somebody: It's nothing.

Someone show wrinkled face seem to be confused with the Nothing Phone branding.

by pseudophyle September 27, 2023

Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

Blue Phone

When you show up to work with a fully charged phone and every intention of draining the battery, but then shit hits the fan and it stays in your pocket.

I was going to spend the first hour at work playing games on my phone, but my boss came in early and blue phoned me.

by CptRaven June 17, 2025

Phone Raping

Phone Raping is pretty clear cut. It is the act of raping someone's phone against their will. This can be done through Campaigns, causematch, charidy, gofundme etc. You relentlessly Rape the Phone until a few things happen 1- You block the caller ( which is impossible because there will be multiple numbers calling you) 2- you call the Organization commiting the phone rape and tell them to stop 3- You reverse pledge and say you will not be contributing to the cause because of the rellentless Phone Raping that has been occurring 4- you shut your phone down and don't open your emails for the next few days or 5 - You accept the phone rape and move on with life.

Dave how you feeling?
Not to good. Exhausted.
What you exhausted from?
( insert org here) been phone raping me all day
Sorry to hear that, I cut them off and haven't heard from them since
Smart move. Gatta try that

by Jay El Dubbs December 4, 2023