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Noodle Texting

Damn look at that noodle texter.....

What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....
by Puddle guts October 8, 2023
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Mumbo Text

When a male texts somebody else jibberish as a response to something or mumbles words to confuse someone. Similar to love bombing.
This weird artist from Brooklyn sent me a Mumbo text last night when I disagreed with his statements.
by CID ! December 4, 2021
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Who are you texting?

Let me introduce you to the belt..
Mum "Who are you texting?"
Jimmy "......."
by Deez nut_ella jars are nice. December 5, 2021
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This Text Is Being Read Aloud

This text is being read aloud is the audio check for R.I.S.E. testing. People will usually change the pitch and the speed of "This text is being read aloud" in an attempt to humor themselves before the fucking test. If you looked this up, you're probably either starting R.I.S.E soon and want to entertain yourself before, or you just ended it and don't know what the hell to do right now.
Janet: I just finished the R.I.S.E. test and I have no idea what to do so I'll just look up This Text Is Being Read Aloud on Urban Dictionary
Sam: Ur stupid
by urmom.com72 May 3, 2022
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texting and scones

“bro, she wants some texting and scones with you
by uwu queen bish May 6, 2022
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Text and dine

When you indulge in texting/using phone while having dinner with your family. Your Asian mother would hit you with a pan or slap you in the face.
Azra, why do you always text and dine?
by AdilShah September 18, 2022
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kitty text

Random letters and symbols typed on a keyboard by a cat before accidentally hitting enter
Ffdv bnccvbcccch)$@,,,:;dfhmm is not a word it is just kitty text
by Hacquer September 20, 2022
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