Gamer Puck

1. The thing you have been searching for the last half hour only to realize you had it all along. 2. A set of keys, thought lost but found in one's pocket, a pair of sunglasses though lost but found on one's own head. 3. Any item, idea or solution, found in the most obvious place possible.

Rocksteady Eddy and I spent an hour looking for the controller to his Xbox. I finally thought to look on top of the Xbox itself, and there it was. We both looked at each other and said "Gamer Puck!" at the same time, and now my shoulder is a little sore and I owe Eddy a soda.

by rickyukon August 21, 2020

Kink Gamer

A kink gamer is a person who plays games in a way that satisfies their sexual interests/pleasure by playing a specific character or playing a character with a specific set of skills that is similar in nature to their kink.

I used to know a kink gamer friend who plays like these weird sexual anime games, specifically he likes to play this thicc tan girl who can fart with a lot of power, and like those farts had a lot of damage and toxic stink, and this really disturbed me not because of his sexual attraction, but because those farts made a lot of noise, and the thicc tan girl moaned every time she farted/queef (yes, that thicc tan girl can queef like gamma gas outta her super-powered vagina). Also, the girl's ass expanded very time she farted, and I mean, a lot of expansion, and sometimes her boobs expanded a little bit if the fart was super-powered. My friend has such weird sexual interests, I don't know what's going on in that weird mind of his, but anyways, regardless, he is a huge kink gamer.

by Urbane and Dictive October 20, 2022

gamer gunk

Gamer gunk is when a gamer who usually weighs anywhere between 100-500 metric tons sits on his or hers (probably not hers) chair for around 10-50 hours (averaging 49) and almost breaks their fucking chair when their asshole starts to sweat and since they were born incorrectly when they have to throw up it comes out their asshole and when they have to pee comes out their asshole too so when they have to pee they piss and shit out their ass at the same time and usually every 2 hours also cum in their pants hand free to hatsune miku hentai so with all these ingredients combined sweat + cum + vomit + piss + shit + ass hair + pube hair = GAMER GUNK!!! usually their drink of choice being gfuel misses their mouth sometimes and makes its way to their ass crack somehow and it adds flavor to the gamer gunk to make it more edible

I sat up and my Gamer Gunk leaked all over my floor causing my rugged white carpet to turn a brownish yellow color!

by vevlyisapoopyhead November 18, 2023

gamer whirl

it is when you spin a gamer and they get whirled

One of the main things i hate is when i become a victim of a gamer whirl.

by spookycheatingcraftopfmaed November 13, 2020

Ruben Gamer

Oh, are you looking at?

Well... This is my first post of urbandinctionary :D

THAT'S ME ^^DDDDDDDDD

Exactly my first ^^3333

You guys be silent, I'm not handsome for today ¬n¬

I'm not straight, I'm still gay furry but I'm only human ¬n¬ ¬n¬ ¬n¬

Oh Sorry °^°

I support LGBT, because yes. lol XDDD

Ruben Gamer

by Ruben Gamer May 20, 2024

Gamer Ethan

Top 10 saddest moments of 2022:
!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔

rhm: "!ban @Gamer Ethan underaged😔"
everyone: "@Gamer Ethan of underaged😔 #emo #depressed"

by A Ikea Box October 22, 2022

Gamer Far

A danish expression, which means: "gamer dad".

People by the name of Malte most likely have a "Gamer Far"

Person 1: "Hey Malte do you have a gamer far?"

Malte: "Of course i have, i'm Malte"

by Lectioner100 June 13, 2018