frozen fart

When it's real chilly out and you let a hot one rip and it freezes half way out your ass

Damn dude, this frozen fart is making my ass hole numb

by Bipolar schizo May 26, 2016

fart jerky

A foul smelling thing that smells like a mixture of a fart and beef jerky

Your breath smells like fart jerky.

by TheInfamous1 April 23, 2016

Defense Fart

When someone gets too close to you, so you fart in order to deter them from getting closer.

"Me: get away from me!"
"Friend: What's that fucking smell?"
"Me: Sorry, I defense farted."

by PastelN December 17, 2021

Cleansing Fart

When someone releases a fart immediately following defecation and while still seated on the toilet. The cleansing fart often produces a pleasing feeling while simultaneously assisting the additional and final release of fecal material still trapped in the colon.

I love my morning shit, since, for whatever reason, it’s usually followed by the best cleansing fart.

by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019

Golden Fart

When your friend pees in your butt, then you bend over and fart it out like a fountain in front of a fancy hotel!

I ordered this call girl, she said she was into butt stuff. She was thrilled during anal, then she had to fart and I had to pee at the same time! We had the perfect mix for a golden fart!

by HamsliceDaWordSmith January 24, 2021

demon farts

Any odor or noise that comes from your furnace.

Me: I hate when the furnace is just fired up in the fall, it smells and it's noisy.
Them: Time to get used to those demon farts. Once up and running, they diminish.
Me: Right? I just have to get used to it.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

pee fart

a fard and pee at both the same time

"dave, im in the 1 percent, I just pee farted!"

by Reggie from Nintendo March 22, 2021