someone, usually male, who takes the act of being a douche to a whole new level; often someone who thinks he is cooler than someone else because of physical traits.
john: "i have amazing hair today, actually, i have amazing hair every day. unlike you, joe."
joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."
joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."
by sweet-pandemonium July 8, 2010
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Sidney Crosby is a giant douche vessel
Jerry Jones is the original douche vessel
Sidney Crosby is a giant douche vessel
Jerry Jones is the original douche vessel
by TheJewdiMaster March 9, 2010
Get the Douche Vessel mug.The Douche Horn is that cliche air horn sound that is only played by people who don't realize it's not 2009 anymore, and/or still think it's cool.
It serves as a "musical" stinger or stab when someone doesn't can't think of something clever and is happy to copy something that may have been interesting a long time ago. For example, if you search YouTube for "DJ Airhorn Sound Effect" you'll find a sample which demonstrates the sound and which has been around since 2016.....and it's not the first.
It's the audio equivalent of "that's what I'm talking about," "yeah, baby," "that's the ticket," and the Borat "High Five-a."
Simply put...only a douche would play that sound and think it's a good idea after 2014.
It serves as a "musical" stinger or stab when someone doesn't can't think of something clever and is happy to copy something that may have been interesting a long time ago. For example, if you search YouTube for "DJ Airhorn Sound Effect" you'll find a sample which demonstrates the sound and which has been around since 2016.....and it's not the first.
It's the audio equivalent of "that's what I'm talking about," "yeah, baby," "that's the ticket," and the Borat "High Five-a."
Simply put...only a douche would play that sound and think it's a good idea after 2014.
by BeeYell July 8, 2022
Get the Douche Horn mug.1. Overly popular brand; once trendy with underground, but mass marketed.
2. Unknown getting their name/logo mass marketed, but no one knowing what it means or who it came from.
3. Overly marketed.
4. Once awesome/cool/acceptable but no longer.
---Also known as Von Dutched
2. Unknown getting their name/logo mass marketed, but no one knowing what it means or who it came from.
3. Overly marketed.
4. Once awesome/cool/acceptable but no longer.
---Also known as Von Dutched
by Hostile October 25, 2005
Get the Von Douched mug.The type that makes all kinds of boat friends and always has hot chicks on their boat to make themselves look better to other people and their personality completely changes because of it
by Tellsithowitis July 14, 2018
Get the boat douche mug.Typically a rich, white kid that plays lacrosse. Despite only having one post on Instagram (A picture of them on vacation in Seaside Florida) they still manage to have 1,500 followers. They have +100 nudes in their my eyes only, 1% which were sent originally and 99% which were sent from other lacrosse douches. A lacrosse douche is similar to a football jock except the douche is skinnier, more wealthy, and (although they come from a Presbyterian family) lacks Christian values. Steer clear from the lacrosse douche unless you are black, a thot, or a wealthy person who plays another bitch ass sport, examples being; male volleyball, tennis, any form of horseback, and sailing.
Person 1: I think I recognized the guy in that BMW.
Person 2: That’s Xavier, he’s a lacrosse douche.
Person 1: Yeah he stole my Juul.
Person 2: That’s Xavier, he’s a lacrosse douche.
Person 1: Yeah he stole my Juul.
by Inspector Sock March 16, 2019
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