Douche bag

His name is nick. Nick is a douche. Fuck you nick, you’re a douche, don’t be nick.

Defined qualities a nick has:
-Homeless
-Is a douche bag
-An asshole
-Bad
-No bitches, absolutely none, gets no play

by I hate you nick December 28, 2021

cart douche

A douche who doesn't return a shopping cart, leaving it out to hit other people's cars.

J: Max, don't be such a cart douche and just put your cart away.
M: I'm a child.

by MaxIsADouche January 13, 2014

slurpin douche

the act of inhaling a douche through ones mouth followed by exhaling through the nostrils.

that man can slurpin douche!

by bryce wayne May 25, 2011

Douche Bazooka

A person who is so self-centered, narcissistic, and desperate for people's adoration, that they are completely incapable of performing any action with coming off as a complete ass hat.

"Man, that DJ Sexpanther is such a douche bazooka. I bet he is going to throw himself a birthday party just so he can DJ it."

by Rival483 January 9, 2021

douche bag

Senator Steven Fielding (of the Australian Senate)

Fielding is such a douche bag!

by AndrewLeCl July 1, 2011

Book-Douche

A person who flaunts their smartness in every situation possible.

Tree: Bro, I heard you failed that exam
DJ: Yeah bro, I'm kinda bummed out
Tree: Yeah anyways, I got programmed a discord bot to solve my hw. Should I help you study? I got a stack of 100% in that class last year. Yeah, I skipped a grade how did you know?
DJ: Bro stfu you are actually such a book-douche

by JackHill July 18, 2022

Lacrosse douche

Typically a rich, white kid that plays lacrosse. Despite only having one post on Instagram (A picture of them on vacation in Seaside Florida) they still manage to have 1,500 followers. They have +100 nudes in their my eyes only, 1% which were sent originally and 99% which were sent from other lacrosse douches. A lacrosse douche is similar to a football jock except the douche is skinnier, more wealthy, and (although they come from a Presbyterian family) lacks Christian values. Steer clear from the lacrosse douche unless you are black, a thot, or a wealthy person who plays another bitch ass sport, examples being; male volleyball, tennis, any form of horseback, and sailing.

Person 1: I think I recognized the guy in that BMW.

Person 2: That’s Xavier, he’s a lacrosse douche.

Person 1: Yeah he stole my Juul.

by Inspector Sock March 16, 2019