doing a Ben

When a very clumsy mandem accidently spits on themself.

Ben:*does a Ben*
Ben: Shit blud, i just fatty spat on myself innit :(
Ginge: disallow your bad self mandem!
Jam: Stop doing a Ben or your clothes will get wet rofl.
Ben:*toots on the zoot*

by Tom Reff December 12, 2007

doing a blow

Oral sex performed on a man, like Monica Lewinsky did to Bill Clinton.
Every Thursday he engaged in degrading forms of sodomy, fellatio and cunnilingus.

girl one dont look this up doing a blow

by potato_team December 13, 2021

The Lockdown Do

Where one usually has outstanding hair but due to being on lockdown, unable to leave the house and the barbers shut. Measures have to be taken to keep the fresh ass look you solely crave.

Yo Doogie! this Lockdown got my mop a mess man!.

Now then Dave, get yourself The Lockdown Do on the go, you'll look fresh as shit!

by sneaky89 March 29, 2020

dos quatro

The term used for some one havin to take a piss.

Bra i gotta take a dos quatro like right now.

by joseph fockner July 3, 2010

do jot

Whiskey Vodka Beans phrase

Morgan is a do jot

by Qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvnbm February 14, 2019

do not contact

The name that you give the boy you have a crush on for his contact on your phone. This is to remind yourself not to drunk text him that you are in love

That man is so fine I had to put him down as do not contact when I got his number

by Howdoyoulikeyourcoffee July 28, 2021

Do a Messi

When someone Scores 4 goals in a single game of Football or Soccer. So called because the said Lionel Messi of Barcelona scores 4 goals so often.

Hey Bro, did you see Gerrard do a Messi at the weekend?

by Bigausk June 16, 2012