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A punch in the dick

(negative expression)

1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.

2. A task which is very difficult to do.
Tomorrow's exam is going to be a punch in the dick
by Hey, It's ME! May 22, 2015
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Cheetoh Dick

What happens when you fap immediately after eating Chester's.
He was about to get some head but he had some crazy cheetoh dick going on.
by joemammy September 3, 2016
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Dick-Squirty

A gay man that works at McDonalds and occasionally likes to dip his penis in the McFlury cups and let me partake in Divine decadence. Licking every lost drop in hopes of not getting caught in the broom closet with a cup of ice cream and their pants down.
Hey, Melvin, meet me in the broom closet at 0700. I have a dick-squirty that needs attending to. Peace out.
by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019
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Dicks are down

A motivational phrase uttered right before an action. Mainly used by a group of bros, to give an advanced warning signal to all that an action is about to happen, and then the reward for the action will be reaped (e.g. post work beers...).

Common in usage to "let's roll".
*near the end of a grueling work-day*
Joe: Can't wait to finish this report!
Tom: Yeah Man, dicks are down - let's finish this and go to the pub!
by phemer March 7, 2010
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a nice dicking

being penetrated pleasurably by a skilled gentleman
Friend: I'm so frustrated in my daily life!
Me: Well maybe all you really need is a nice dicking!
by mr. woodcock July 4, 2012
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nasty dick

A penis that is rarely been washed and and has been in several sluts it may contain various sexually transmitted diseases.
"yo dawg i cummed inside 5 sluts last night and got a nasty dick"
by Big~D September 7, 2015
mugGet the nasty dickmug.

dick chocolate

normally referring to giant butt holes exploding or the sexual term butt pirate
joe1: hey
joe2:hey
joe1:hey
joe2:hey
joe1: NIGGA SUCK ON MY GIANT DICK CHOCOLATE
by *insert smart name here* January 20, 2019
mugGet the dick chocolatemug.

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