The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.

Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.

by fishpickles May 03, 2022

Cracker tower

The art of stacking more than 2 white guys on top of each other. then they all ejaculate into a cup and make a guy named Daniela drink it

My god look at that cracker tower

by @officialcrackertower December 14, 2023

Faggoty Ass Cracker

The term used for men who act homosexual only in the presence of close male friends.

Dude why'd you slap my ass?

Cause your a faggoty ass cracker!

by CoochieColector March 25, 2021

cracker bath

when you fail to girl boss

she is such a cracker bath

by todez.kapper-slapper January 09, 2023

Ritz Savory Cracker

A cracker with cheese

A spin-off of Fitz Avery Vacker

I love Ritz Savory Crackers, they are so cheesy.

by DoctorDum42 January 17, 2023

cracker pack

A group of white people not wearing masks or social distancing during a pandemic.

I saw a cracker pack having a party at their house.

by Cork888 October 07, 2020

Bitty White-Cracker

A fat, middle-aged, ugly bitch.

Person 1: Look at that bitch
Person 2: She looks so fucking nasty and middle-aged
Person 1: What a bitty white-cracker

by Sasssssysaucyyy November 14, 2020